This ain’t
C
Texas (ooh) Ain’t no hold ’em (hey)So lay your
C
cards down, down, down, downSo park your
C
Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)Stick a
C
round, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (stick around)And I’ll be
C
damned if I can’t slow-dance with you
C
Come pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a
C
real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
C
Don’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo, ha
There’s a tor
C
nado (there’s a tornado) In my city (in my city)Hit the
C
basement (hit the basement) That shit ain’t pretty (shit ain’t pretty)Rugged
F
whiskey (rugged whiskey) ‘Cause we survivin’ (’cause we survivin’)Puffin’ red-cup
C
kisses, sweet redemption, passin’ time, yeah
Am
Ooh,
F
one step to the rightWe
C
headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Am
Ooh,
F
run me to the leftThen
C
spin me in the middle, boy, I can’t read your mind
This ain’t
C
Texas (ooh) Ain’t no hold ’em (hey)So lay your
C
cards down, down, down, downSo park your
C
Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)Stick a
C
round, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (stick around)And I’ll be
C
damned if I can’t slow-dance with you
C
Come pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a
C
real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
C
Don’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
There’s a
C
heatwave (there’s a heatwave) Comin’ at us (comin’ at us)Too hot to
C
think straight (too hot to think straight)Too cold to
F
panic (cold to panic) All ofthe problems Just feel dramatic (just feel dramatic)And now we’re
C
runnin’ to the first bar that we find, yeah
Am
Ooh,
F
one step to the rightWe
C
headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice
Am
Ooh,
F
run me to the leftThen
C
spin me in the middle, boy, I can’t read your mind
This ain’t
C
Texas (ooh) Ain’t no hold ’em (hey)So lay your
C
cards down, down, down, downSo park your
C
Lexus (ooh) And throw your keys up (hey)Stick a
C
round, ’round, ’round, ’round, ’round (stick around)And I’ll be
C
damned if I can’t slow-dance with you
C
Come pour some sugar on me, honey tooIt’s a
C
real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown
C
Don’t be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, woo
F
Take it to the floor now,
Dm
ooh (oops, spurs, boots)To the floor now,
F
ooh, ooh, ooh,
Dm
ooh (tap back, oops, shoot)
F
Come take it to the floor now,
Dm
oohAnd I’ll be
F
damned if I cannot dance with
Dm
youBaby, pour that sugar and liquor on me
G
too (spurs, spurs, boots)Sologenic, photogenic,
C
shoot
These known chords are used in this song.
